Dave
Sep 27

Pick You Own Caption: A Bill and Dave’s Contest

categories: Cocktail Hour

28 comments


I opened my drawing pad the other day and found that my daughter had drawn this. It seemed to demand a caption and I thought “Let’s put it up on Bill and Dave’s and see what people can come up with.” Winner gets their own cartoon head! 

 

Please leave a caption in the comments page….



  1. Roger Lee writes:

    DAWGGGGG-nabbitttt! Got BEDBUGS again!!!!

    OR

    ALL OF US HAVE SCHZOZZLES!!!

    September 28, 2013 at 7:56 pm
  2. Kathryn Miller writes:

    “No, officer, I haven’t been smoking anything.”

    September 28, 2013 at 2:24 pm
  3. Gerry Gustafson writes:

    Remember Pinocchio, a lie keeps growing and growing until it’s as plain as the nose on your face.

    September 28, 2013 at 1:06 pm
  4. Ian writes:

    “Meep-Meep”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJJW7EF5aVk

    September 28, 2013 at 12:54 pm
  5. Susan Pittman writes:

    I just finished reading the Obamacare regs…33,000 pages, or was it 13,000 pages…or was it 22,000 pages…where am I ?

    September 28, 2013 at 9:52 am
    • Bill writes:

      Yes, the radical corporatists in congress added a lot of rubbish to the Affordable Care Act, but no more denials for pre-existing conditions! Insurance exchanges for the self-employed (that’s a lot of writers!)! Kids stay on their parents’ policies till they’re 26! Assistance to states (at least those whose governors aren’t morons) to help make Medicaid work! No more medical bankruptcies! Don’t blame this historic legislation if employers manipulate work hours to avoid taking care of their lowest-paid employees! Civilization comes to the U.S! A great patriotic victory!

      September 28, 2013 at 11:24 pm
  6. Bill writes:

    Those grapes really were sour, Aesop.

    September 28, 2013 at 9:48 am
  7. An Alewife writes:

    Sam, I did not like those green eggs and ham.

    or

    Musta been bad ice.

    September 28, 2013 at 9:43 am
  8. Dinty W. Moore writes:

    Vertiginous Woolf

    September 28, 2013 at 9:30 am
  9. Tommy writes:

    “What, Whisper Claw went to bed?? Victory is mine!! Eat my fairy dust! Do you think I’m pretty…?”

    Awesome Sledgehammer

    September 28, 2013 at 9:20 am
  10. Dave writes:

    These are great!!

    September 28, 2013 at 8:57 am
  11. Lindy Moone writes:

    “You’d have bloodshot eyes, too, if you had a hairy nipple on your nose.”

    September 28, 2013 at 2:04 am
  12. Kaitlin writes:

    insomniac fox

    September 27, 2013 at 9:54 pm
  13. Katy Y writes:

    Dr. Suess? Dr. Suess, are you out there?

    September 27, 2013 at 9:39 pm
  14. Rebecca Clark writes:

    What DOES the fox say!?

    September 27, 2013 at 4:04 pm
  15. George de Gramont writes:

    I bet Dad will think it is his.

    September 27, 2013 at 3:36 pm
  16. Megan writes:

    Meep

    September 27, 2013 at 2:12 pm

  17. “Rachel, they didn’t listen.”

    On the 50th anniversary of Silent Spring.

    September 27, 2013 at 2:03 pm

  18. The Morning After (Bill & Dave’s Cocktail Hour)

    September 27, 2013 at 1:46 pm
  19. Tammy Andros writes:

    Must, defeat, chicken wire, fence.

    September 27, 2013 at 1:22 pm

  20. “Rachel, they didn’t listen.”

    50th Anniversary of Silent Spring

    September 27, 2013 at 1:16 pm
  21. Henry Harmison writes:

    I’ve got to stop raiding the catnip!

    September 27, 2013 at 12:43 pm
  22. Jill Jordan writes:

    Okay, I lied, it was me who threw up in your shoe. Please make my nose stop growing.

    September 27, 2013 at 10:48 am
  23. Robin writes:

    You told me getting a cat would be fun. I didn’t know you meant ‘fun’ all night long. Since when did my belly become a trampoline?

    September 27, 2013 at 10:11 am
  24. Ryder Ziebarth writes:

    Put the essay down and back away from the desk, Daddy.

    September 27, 2013 at 9:06 am