categories: Cocktail Hour / Don't Talk About Politics
Our Portland, Maine, Other Inaugural Read-In was yesterday, huge turnout, great sister feeling with millions of marchers worldwide and tens of thousands right here in Maine, huge multicultural turnout for the Ball, thousands of dollars to go to the Immigrant Legal Assistance Project of Maine. All eyes on 2018. Let’s take these fuckers down! Here is my Inaugural Poem, since Trump didn’t have one:
Donald, congratulations, and thanks for
making me inaugural poet. I’ve always wanted
to do this. And I think we’re a good pair
No lofty language, just practical phrases,
in as few words as possible. Happy.
Great pick on secretary of State
Rex Tillerson, cool. You’re a big man
and won’t mind someone out there
who’s got maybe more business
acumen than you. I mean who might
be seen as being a big-hands guy.
But he knows Putin, and rumor has it
well, we don’t care about rumors, do we.
… But they have it that Rex and Vladimir
are pretty close. Like really, really close.
You’ve been in threesomes before—
that’s no secret. And you know in
threesomes there’s always someone who
doesn’t get as … wet, let’s say.
Maybe better to put in someone who’s
your lesser. Just in case, you know?
Hillary, for example. That’d shame her
–travelling all over the world under
And why stop there. Fill your cabinet with
libtard cucks and socialist wimps—that way, see
there’d be no one around
to make you look bad.
Hmm. That education lady? She’s pretty rich. She’s
probably quite a bit richer than you. You gonna let
her tell the school children who’s rich and who’s not? Not on your life.
But Diane Ravitch—she’s poor. Of course she’s
poor! Always whining about the have nots:
It turns you into one.
Proposal: Not too late to make Bernie
Vice President. Pence, you know—
they say he looks presidential.
He gives you that side eye.
I’ve seen it on TV. We all have.
Bernie’s too old to strangle anybody.
But Pence. You see the forearms on that guy?
Reince Priebus didn’t tell you about who would take your place?
My point exactly. These people, they don’t tell you anything.
Michael Moore, much better chief of staff—
at least you know where he stands.
And just standing there he’ll make you look thin.
Just looking out for you, Mr. President.
Just looking out for you.