
Up at dawn! (Sunrise over Central Park, 5:25 a.m. I? Well, I went back to sleep.)

Attention to the great masters of literary art! (Poet’s Walk, Central Park)

Teddy Roosevelt’s boldness! (And pigeon-discouraging wires on his head.)

Total tolerance! (Except for lactose, damn it.)

Great showman! (Central Park Zoo)

Big Heart! (model sperm whale heart, actual size, Museum of Natural History)
Awwww. Bill misses his boyfriend.
We’re not a-scared of no Mexico girls!
Most people don’t notice my pigeon-discouraging wires.
That’s why I love you–you know me so well.
Great romantic gesture! Citywide.