1. Stephanie Queen writes:

    Can I be the Queen without the envy? I promise to be annoying in every other way.

    • dave writes:

      You can, though it isn’t easy. Generally when one has a kingdom, one fears others will take it away.

  2. Ryder S. Ziebarth writes:

    The book is a keeper. VERY funny. I decided I was the chipper, prolific, annoyingly a.d.d. hacker type. Thank you for the clarifycation, Dave.

  3. Tommy writes:

    Send me a book. I’m a collector. I’ll add $3 for postage!