Feb 24
Coming Downton Deaths
categories: Cocktail Hour
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WHY STOP WITH MATTHEW? A MORBID PREVIEW….
A RABID ISIS TURNS ON LORD G.
MRS. PATMORE FALLS IN HER POT.
MARY KILLS POOR EDITH JUST FOR FUN.
VIOLET’S BARB MISFIRES, RICOCHETTING AND IMPALING HER.
AFTER A NIGHT OF DEBAUCHERY, CARSON O.D.S.
Even the dog had to be put down? Really?
Even the dog had to be put down.
I don’t think I can unsee the mental image of Carson’s debauchery.
OMG! Is that Carson? He’s a cross-dresser? I KNEW IT ALL THE TIME! But you just watch, “Poor Edith” will be the last person standing and will inherit it all! She’ll live off Mrs. Patmore Soup for the first year, during which time she’ll write under the nom de plume of J.K. Rowling–and the rest is history.
Thank you for sparing Thomas.