Comments on: The Churchill Wit

By: Alex Clarke

Alex Clarke — Wed, 05 Sep 2012 18:41:45 +0000

I’ve always loved Lampoon’s reboot of Churchill quotation. After a few, you can begin inventing new ones yourself:

“During the world war, the country was steadied by Churchill’s rolling, sonorous oratory. Who can forget his fateful words during the darkest days of the Blitz:

‘Never in the field of human conflict, has so much been owed by me to my bloody bookie’.

It works for anybody:

‘Who was not moved when the young president, John Fiztgerald Kennedy, stood before the Reflecting Pool of the Captitol, and spoke to America with this words: “Ask not what your country can do for you. Instead, ask about our free toy with every Happy Meal!”

By: Suz

Suz — Sun, 26 Aug 2012 15:07:36 +0000

Lol! My fav (and I agree..this is how I heard this joke as well)..
this one…
“He replied to the socialite who bluntly stated, “Winston, you’re drunk”, with: “Indeed I am, Madam, but you are ugly. And in the morning I shall be sober, but you will still be ugly.”

Ow but funny as heck…lol!

By: Gary Williams

Gary Williams — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 23:43:38 +0000

Hence the “Socrates steps in a pile of shit” theme rider there Tommy.

By: Hank

Hank — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 15:01:36 +0000

Dear Dave and Bill,

I hope nobody takes your advice seriously. Since I am located just a few miles from a major race track, I am a little bit concerned.

Hank

By: dave

dave — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 14:54:33 +0000

Um, the Joke Sign was kind of up…….

By: Tommy

Tommy — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 03:58:19 +0000

That’s not the way I heard it.

He replied to the socialite who bluntly stated, “Winston, you’re drunk”, with: “Indeed I am, Madam, but you are ugly. And in the morning I shall be sober, but you will still be ugly.”